Thots on Art
Thotoman Empire

Thotoman Empire

January 16, 2022

We’re back, and we made it in time for the juiciest art world story in years! Tune in for predatory purchases, fake buyers, actual receipts, litigation, thirst, and questionable sartorial choices in this very special episode! And in our World Famous Hot Topics segment, we discuss Woody Allen’s daughter working in the art world, market bubbles, and more!

Thots on ’21

Thots on ’21

December 30, 2021

Blessed and energized by the release of Emily in Paris season 2, we’re ready to go into 2022 in high gear! But first, we take a look at some of the art world controversies of 2021, including Hunter Biden’s paintings, the constantly speculated obsolescence of art fairs, art world scammers, art restitution, museum vaccine mandates, and more!

And Just Like Thots

And Just Like Thots

December 22, 2021

And just like that… we’re back and we made it past the previous episode! In one of our most thot provoking episodes yet, we discuss the new West Side Story, the Sex and the City reboot, House of Gucci, and take a look at some questionable writing on Oscar Murillo and O’Flaherty’s.

The Rogaine Experience

The Rogaine Experience

November 30, 2021

It’s time to make the Sufganyot! Whip that Menorah out, because another Festival of Slights is here. After a brief hiatus, the th0ts are back and as clueless as ever, especially when it comes to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Diane Keaton, Tick Tick Boom, and more. Meanwhile, Amir takes art newbies to MoMA for the first time, leading to much-expected results.

We’ll Triennial Anything Once

We’ll Triennial Anything Once

October 28, 2021

The change.org petition worked, you raised your voices, and we’re back on the air! The th0ts discuss the virtues of studio sales, the thematic threads running through the just-opened New Museum Triennial, German corporate welfare, Zalando fashion, and more! Meanwhile, after making it out alive from a 6 hour long opera, Amir reports back on the comings and goings of the rabid Wagnerites of Lincoln Center.

Going There

Going There

October 22, 2021

Following a growing national trend, we’re throwing in the towel and quitting art! Is this our last broadcast as artists?

The th0ts also discuss the exploding prices of artists they’ve never heard of, the alleged art forgeries allegedly committed by Christian Rosa, and receive a live report from Paris’ hottest badly dressed art ho party! 

Art Basel - from UBS to IBS / with Artnet News’ Kate Brown

Art Basel - from UBS to IBS / with Artnet News’ Kate Brown

September 30, 2021

Fire up that fondue pot and change those fonts to Helvetica, because a very special guest has popped in fresh off the runway from Switzerland! Artnet News Europe Editor, Kate Brown, joins us to share her impressions of Art Basel, the changes happening at pandemic-era art fairs, her favorite works and exhibitions, market trends, and more!

Breaking Fast w/ Rachel Libeskind

Breaking Fast w/ Rachel Libeskind

September 16, 2021

Our special guest, Rachel Libeskind, joins us to discuss her new exhibition at New Release, growing up in Berlin and New York, ball sizes, brises, ghost spirits, and more. We also roll out the beige carpet and break down some lows and more lows of this year’s Met Gala.

Art Fair Exposé

Art Fair Exposé

September 12, 2021

Just in time for the High Holidays, Amir returns stateside and hits the ground running! The th0ts chat about a major controversial comedy event, the Ghani family cash web, the 20th anniversary of 9/11, and our favorite juiced-up collector. Meanwhile, a myriad of alienating art fairs opens in New York, and we dissect the Autumn '21 trends (spoiler alert: they're bleak!)

Amir in Berlin

Amir in Berlin

August 26, 2021

After a two-year hiatus, Amir makes it back to Berlin and tries to live his best Emily life, only to be met with scowls around every corner. But being the rays of light that they are, the th0ts turn lemons into limoncello and rumspringa around town, snacking their way around some public art sites, catching up with friends old and new, and they create the penny pincher’s guide to viewing the Alexander Calder show at the newly reopened Neue Nationalgalerie.

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